Yuck, back to work. Working at a library isn’t as fun as I thought it would be, which wasn’t really anticipated to be much fun in the first place. What I didn’t anticipate was the amount of bugs, colds etc I would catch working here! Damn those germ filled students! I still feel awful, trying not to cough my way through the entire shift. The crappy air conditioning is not helping matters.
I’d love a nice job…one I actually enjoy. Maybe a puppy and kitten salesman? Or a professional talker of rubbish? Either is good.
Future work stuff is not a fun topic. Current work stuff is probably worse.
Student: I broke rules now my account is blocked and I need to take books out! I hate you and it’s all your fault!
What I want to say: Really? Shame…diaf
What I really say: I am very sorry for the inconvenience, please accept my apologies and I will send emails, leave notes etc for the problem to be fixed as soon as possible. Please fill out a feedback form on how much I suck, I would really love that!
Please hire me for a nice job, I am good at talking nonsense, being overly logical and I can Photoshop anyone into an oompa loompa!